Close-up of Crème Brulee AAA weed strain from Monster Of Terps, featuring fluffy forest green buds with amber hairs and frosty amber trichomes.
24 Apr

Creme Brulee

Creme Brulee is a rare indica strain, made by crossing Platinum Kush, OG Kush, and Girl Scout Cookies (GSC). Just like its name, it smells and tastes like a sweet dessert, with hints of vanilla bean and roasted nuts. It’s great for relaxing and clearing your mind, without leaving you feeling totally knocked out—though if you smoke a lot, it can definitely make you feel sleepy. Creme Brulee is perfect for unwinding in the evening or when you just want to stay in and chill. Many people choose it for stress and anxiety relief.

Close-up of Han Solo Burger indoor cannabis flower from Monster of Terps, showing dense neon green buds with burnt orange hairs and frosty white trichomes.
23 Apr

Han Solo Burger Genetic

Han Solo Burger might have a funny name, but don’t let that fool you—this AAA indica-dominant hybrid is seriously popular for a reason. A cross between GMO Cookies and Larry OG, it’s known for its dense, neon green buds covered in frosty white trichomes and those classic burnt orange hairs.

Crack one open and you’ll catch a strong mix of spicy herbs and woodsy goodness, with a bit of earthy pine when you light it up. The flavor follows suit—rich, spicy, and a little sweet, with that fresh forest-floor kind of vibe.

The high kicks in pretty fast, starting in your head and slowly working its way through your body in warm, calming waves. It’s the kind of chill that leaves you deeply relaxed, maybe a little spacey, and totally at peace. With THC levels pushing 26–31%, it’s a great pick if you’re dealing with stress, anxiety, PTSD, depression, or tight, twitchy muscles.

Close-up of Fatso AAA Indica Premium Indoor Flower by Monster of Terps, showcasing dense buds covered in trichomes with a deep green color and orange pistils.
23 Apr

Fatso Organic Indoor

Fatso is a powerhouse cross between GMO Cookies and Legend OG, bred by Cannarado in Colorado. This one's not for the faint-hearted—if you're into that heavy gas, Kush, and Cookies vibe, you'll love it. With its funky, fuel-like taste and high THC, it’s got a thick coat of trichomes, making it perfect for hash. Just a heads-up: make sure you’re near the couch when you light this one up—you won’t be moving for a while!

Fatso AAA Indica Premium Indoor Organic Flower from Monster of Terps is a game-changer for anyone who loves a heavy-hitting strain. With its roots in the legendary GMO Cookies and Legend OG, this indica-dominant bud brings bold, fuel-like flavors and earthy kush with a touch of sweet cookie goodness. Packed with THC and frosty trichomes, Fatso is all about those deep, relaxing vibes—perfect for when you want to sink into the couch and unwind. Whether you're winding down after a hectic day or just kicking off a chill weekend, this strain has everything you need to relax and let go.

Close-up of God's Gift AAA Indica Premium Flower by Monster of Terps, showcasing dense, frosty buds with deep purple hues and vibrant orange hairs.
23 Apr

God’s Gift

God’s Gift AAA Indica Premium Flower from Monster of Terps isn’t just a name—it’s the kind of strain that lives up to the hype. This heavy-hitting indica is all about relaxation, with beautiful, frosty buds that pop with deep purples and bright orange hairs. The aroma? Think sweet grapes and fresh berries. Smooth, flavorful, and perfect for winding down after a long day, God’s Gift is your go-to when you just want to kick back and let the stress melt away.

God’s Gift brings a tasty mix of grape, citrus, and a little hashy spice—like a smooth throwback to its iconic parents, Granddaddy Purple and OG Kush. Whatever you believe in, one thing’s for sure: this strain lives up to its name. It’s all about those mellow, blissed-out vibes that feel like a little blessing in bud form.

Close-up of APE Magic Mushrooms (Albino Penis Envy) from Monster of Terps, featuring pale golden caps and thick white stems.
22 Apr

APE Magic Mushrooms AKA (Albino Penis Envy)

We finally got our hands on some APEs – and let us tell you, these things are next-level strong.

APE Magic Mushrooms (Albino Penis Envy) are hands down one of the most powerful strains out there. They’re a rare cross between Albino and the legendary Penis Envy, and they really bring the best of both worlds. You’ll recognize them by their pale gold caps and thick white stems – they look wild and hit even harder.

Just a heads-up though: this isn’t the kind of mushroom you want to start your journey with. APEs are seriously potent. They’re not easy to grow, they don’t produce huge yields, and when you take them... let’s just say you’ll feel it. Expect a heavy body high, deep euphoria, vivid visuals, and a journey that leans very spiritual and introspective.

So who’s APE really for?

If you're new to magic mushrooms, tread lightly. A tiny dose can go a long way. But if you’ve got some experience and you're looking for something intense, this strain is one of the most powerful you can find. Somewhere between 2 grams and an eighth is enough to really open the doors of perception.

Close-up of a container filled with premium AAA Indoor Shake cannabis from Monster Of Terps, featuring vibrant green hues with hints of orange pistils.
21 Apr

AAA Indoor Shake $75 OZ

Looking to get the most out of your stash without breaking the bank? Monster Of Terps has your back with their AAA Indoor Shake. It's a mix of leftover buds and frosty trim from top-shelf indoor flower – packed with flavor and potency thanks to all those preserved trichomes and terpenes. Whether you're rolling up, baking some edibles, or even pressing your own concentrates, this shake is a solid choice. It’s affordable, versatile, and still delivers that premium quality vibe without the premium price tag.

Premium Diamond-Infused Super Snow White flower Cannabis buds by Monster Of Terps, high-quality and crystal-coated
20 Apr

Premium Diamond-Infused Super Snow White Flower 3.5G

Experience the ultra-relaxing high of Super Snow White Flower, now supercharged with Diamond and THCa infusion From Monster Of Terps. This potent strain kicks in fast, delivering an uplifting cerebral buzz that floods your mind with euphoria and a wave of calm. As the high deepens, a burst of creativity may surface—right before a powerful, full-body sedation takes over. Expect to feel completely at ease, sleepy, and blissfully couch-locked.
Close-up of Iced Frosted Kush Strain buds from Monster of Terps, featuring frosty trichomes and rich, dense nugs.
20 Apr

Iced Frosted Kush Strain 52% THC

Iced Frosted Kush Strain (52% THC) is a potent and smooth blend that combines classic hash with pure THC diamonds. It delivers a powerful hit, incredible flavor, and genuine relief—letting you enjoy more with every puff, without having to go overboard. The high from Iced Frosted Kush hits you with a wave of relaxation that’ll have you chilling out in no time. It starts with a burst of euphoria that lifts your mood, then settles into a deep sense of calm. You’ll feel a spark of creativity, but soon after, a heavy, soothing relaxation takes over your whole body, leaving you feeling totally relaxed and ready to kick back and unwind.
Close-up ofIced THCa Flower Vellatello cannabis buds by Monster of Terps, featuring frosty trichomes and diamond-like crystals.
20 Apr

Iced THCa Flower – Vellatello – 3.5G – 49% THC

Iced THCa Flower - Vellatello Diamond Infused is a smooth and seriously strong blend that mixes old-school hash with pure THC diamonds. It hits hard, tastes amazing, and gives real relief—so you feel more with every puff, without needing to overdo it. Vellatello is a balanced hybrid that brings together Gelato and Wedding Cake—two fan favorites. It’s an even mix of sativa and indica, so you get the best of both worlds: a nice, mellow high with just the right boost of energy. People love it for its sweet, creamy flavor with a touch of earthiness and vanilla. Whether you’re new to cannabis or a longtime fan, Vellatello is the kind of strain that’s easy to enjoy and hard to forget.