Creme Brulee
Creme Brulee is a rare indica strain, made by crossing Platinum Kush, OG Kush, and Girl Scout Cookies (GSC). Just like its name, it smells and tastes like a sweet dessert, with hints of vanilla bean and roasted nuts. It’s great for relaxing and clearing your mind, without leaving you feeling totally knocked out—though if you smoke a lot, it can definitely make you feel sleepy. Creme Brulee is perfect for unwinding in the evening or when you just want to stay in and chill. Many people choose it for stress and anxiety relief.
Monster Cookies
Monster Cookies is a chill indica strain that comes from mixing Girl Scout Cookies with Granddaddy Purple. It hits with a strong wave of euphoria and deep relaxation, perfect for unwinding. The smell is a cozy mix of earthy tones with sweet hints of grape and berries. Visually, it’s a stunner — think deep purples and greens wrapped in a frosty layer of crystals. A lot of people turn to Monster Cookies when they’re feeling overwhelmed or anxious, since it’s great for calming the mind and easing stress.
Monster Cookies by Monster Of Terps is known for its eye-catching buds and uplifting, sativa-leaning effects, thanks to a moderate THC level of around 21%. The buds are big, dense, and bright neon green, with pops of amber and fiery orange hairs that really stand out.
They're coated in thick, frosty trichomes and sticky with sweet resin. The smell is a mix of sweet earthy grape with a touch of berry, and the flavor follows suit — sweet and fruity on the inhale, with a smooth, slightly earthy grape finish on the exhale. The high comes on slow, starting in your head before easing through your whole body, leaving you feeling warm, relaxed, and totally at ease. It's the kind of strain that sneaks up on you in the best way.
Han Solo Burger Genetic
Han Solo Burger might have a funny name, but don’t let that fool you—this AAA indica-dominant hybrid is seriously popular for a reason. A cross between GMO Cookies and Larry OG, it’s known for its dense, neon green buds covered in frosty white trichomes and those classic burnt orange hairs.
Crack one open and you’ll catch a strong mix of spicy herbs and woodsy goodness, with a bit of earthy pine when you light it up. The flavor follows suit—rich, spicy, and a little sweet, with that fresh forest-floor kind of vibe.
The high kicks in pretty fast, starting in your head and slowly working its way through your body in warm, calming waves. It’s the kind of chill that leaves you deeply relaxed, maybe a little spacey, and totally at peace. With THC levels pushing 26–31%, it’s a great pick if you’re dealing with stress, anxiety, PTSD, depression, or tight, twitchy muscles.
Larry OG
Larry OG, also called "Lemon Larry," "Sour Larry," or "Zour Larry," is a top-notch member of the ocean-grown strain family. Created in Orange County, this indica is a cross between OG Kush and SFV OG. Larry OG gives you a solid body buzz that’s powerful but not overwhelming—perfect for kicking back and relaxing without feeling too out of it. The high is happy and uplifting, but still chill. True to its OG roots, it has that fresh, piney scent you know and love. The buds are dense and packed with vibrant burnt orange hairs.
Fatso Organic Indoor
Fatso is a powerhouse cross between GMO Cookies and Legend OG, bred by Cannarado in Colorado. This one's not for the faint-hearted—if you're into that heavy gas, Kush, and Cookies vibe, you'll love it. With its funky, fuel-like taste and high THC, it’s got a thick coat of trichomes, making it perfect for hash. Just a heads-up: make sure you’re near the couch when you light this one up—you won’t be moving for a while!
Fatso AAA Indica Premium Indoor Organic Flower from Monster of Terps is a game-changer for anyone who loves a heavy-hitting strain. With its roots in the legendary GMO Cookies and Legend OG, this indica-dominant bud brings bold, fuel-like flavors and earthy kush with a touch of sweet cookie goodness. Packed with THC and frosty trichomes, Fatso is all about those deep, relaxing vibes—perfect for when you want to sink into the couch and unwind. Whether you're winding down after a hectic day or just kicking off a chill weekend, this strain has everything you need to relax and let go.
God’s Gift
God’s Gift AAA Indica Premium Flower from Monster of Terps isn’t just a name—it’s the kind of strain that lives up to the hype. This heavy-hitting indica is all about relaxation, with beautiful, frosty buds that pop with deep purples and bright orange hairs. The aroma? Think sweet grapes and fresh berries. Smooth, flavorful, and perfect for winding down after a long day, God’s Gift is your go-to when you just want to kick back and let the stress melt away.
God’s Gift brings a tasty mix of grape, citrus, and a little hashy spice—like a smooth throwback to its iconic parents, Granddaddy Purple and OG Kush. Whatever you believe in, one thing’s for sure: this strain lives up to its name. It’s all about those mellow, blissed-out vibes that feel like a little blessing in bud form.
Hillbilly Mushrooms
We’ve got the new Hillbilly Mushroom Strain in stock, and it’s on sale now!
Hillbilly Mushrooms are known for their big, golden-brown caps and thick stalks. Lately, they’ve become super popular because they’re high-yielding and pack a punch in potency. These guys are stronger than Golden Teachers and Amazonian strains, making them a great next step as you get more experienced with psilocybin. People love them because they give you the best of both worlds: a heavy body high and euphoria, plus some solid visuals. You can tell these mushrooms are grown with care and attention.
What can you expect from Hillbillys?
This strain can help with things like depression, anxiety, PTSD, and addiction. You’ll feel a strong body buzz, get some nice visuals, and a quick lift in mood. Potency-wise, Hillbillys are right in the middle of the magic mushroom spectrum. If you’re new to this strain, start small and work your way up to find your sweet spot.
Golden Teachers Magic Mushrooms
Golden Teachers are here, and they’re ready to show you the ropes of magic mushrooms!
Golden Teachers are perfect if you’re new to magic mushrooms. They’re on the lighter side in terms of potency, so they’re a great way to ease into the experience. True to their name, these mushrooms are all about teaching you—about yourself, life, nature, and your surroundings. While not the strongest strain, Golden Teachers still pack a punch with enough psilocybin to take you on a meaningful journey.
What are Golden Teachers Magic Mushrooms used for, and how much should I take?
Magic mushrooms have been around for centuries and are known for their spiritual benefits. More recently, psilocybin has been studied for its potential to help with things like depression, anxiety, PTSD, and even addiction. People often report feeling a deep sense of happiness and spiritual connection during their trips.
If you’re just starting out, we recommend microdosing with about 0.5 to 1 gram to see how it feels. If you’re ready for a deeper experience, 3.5 grams is the typical dose for a full journey. Keep in mind, everyone reacts differently, so it’s all about what feels right for you. Start slow and go at your own pace!
APE Magic Mushrooms AKA (Albino Penis Envy)
We finally got our hands on some APEs – and let us tell you, these things are next-level strong.
APE Magic Mushrooms (Albino Penis Envy) are hands down one of the most powerful strains out there. They’re a rare cross between Albino and the legendary Penis Envy, and they really bring the best of both worlds. You’ll recognize them by their pale gold caps and thick white stems – they look wild and hit even harder.
Just a heads-up though: this isn’t the kind of mushroom you want to start your journey with. APEs are seriously potent. They’re not easy to grow, they don’t produce huge yields, and when you take them... let’s just say you’ll feel it. Expect a heavy body high, deep euphoria, vivid visuals, and a journey that leans very spiritual and introspective.
So who’s APE really for?
If you're new to magic mushrooms, tread lightly. A tiny dose can go a long way. But if you’ve got some experience and you're looking for something intense, this strain is one of the most powerful you can find. Somewhere between 2 grams and an eighth is enough to really open the doors of perception.
Top Shelf Indoor Shake | $75 OZ
Top Shelf Indoor Shake from Monster of Terps
Looking for that top-tier quality without the top-shelf price? Top Shelf Indoor Shake from Monster of Terps has you covered. This isn’t your typical shake – it’s made from the smaller buds and frosty trim that fall off the best indoor-grown cannabis, all packed with those sticky trichomes and potent cannabinoids you crave.
Grown in carefully controlled indoor environments, each batch of shake carries the same rich flavor and effects you’d expect from full-sized buds. Whether you’re rolling a joint, vaping, making edibles, or experimenting with concentrates, this shake lets you enjoy all the good stuff — without emptying your wallet.
It’s perfect for everyday use, stretching your stash a little further, or just getting creative with your cannabis. Top Shelf Indoor Shake brings you flavor, potency, and versatility, minus the fuss.
Sugar Shake – Premium Grade Indoor Cannabis
Sugar Shake is the good stuff that falls off the buds — think tiny leaves and little nugs still packed with trichomes, flavor, and potency. It’s the same top-shelf indoor flower, just in smaller, more versatile pieces. Perfect for rolling up, baking into edibles, or even crafting your own infusions.
Grown indoors with care and precision, every batch comes from premium strains, so you're still getting that rich terpene profile and smooth smoke — just at a price your wallet will appreciate.
Sugar Shake from Monster of Terps is proof that good weed doesn’t have to break the bank. It’s made from the same top-shelf indoor flower as their full nugs — just the smaller bits that still pack all the frosty trichomes and fire effects.
Perfect for rolling up, making edibles, or experimenting with your own infusions, this shake brings big flavor and potency without the big price tag. Whether you’re a daily smoker or just trying to stretch your stash a little further, Sugar Shake delivers that high-quality experience with none of the fluff.
Available in 7G and 14G
AAA Indoor Shake $75 OZ
Looking to get the most out of your stash without breaking the bank? Monster Of Terps has your back with their AAA Indoor Shake. It's a mix of leftover buds and frosty trim from top-shelf indoor flower – packed with flavor and potency thanks to all those preserved trichomes and terpenes. Whether you're rolling up, baking some edibles, or even pressing your own concentrates, this shake is a solid choice. It’s affordable, versatile, and still delivers that premium quality vibe without the premium price tag.
